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shirley-nomates:

Robin Richard John Grayson Blake

Sounds like a good upstanding name to me.

  • My sister: Ok, how did the Prince fall in love with Cinderella? He saw her for like five seconds. And it's not like there weren't other pretty girls in the room.
  • Me: Well let's be real, he probably slept with all those other women already. Cinderella was fresh meat.
  • My sister: Nice. Well, they did talk for a while in the garden before they started making out on the steps like a couple of whores. That slut.
  • Me: Yeah, but they obviously didn't have a deep conversation; she didn't even know he was the Prince before she left the castle and was chased by a horde of batmen.
  • My sister: She was the only blonde though.
  • Me: And she did have a bangin dress.
  • My sister: *in a super deep man voice* Sweet dress, where'd you get it? Debs?

savagegrace:

The Hollow Crown DVD releases in Oct.

(via acaele)

#so  #fucking  #excited  #is  #it  #tomorrow  #yet  #?  #the hollow crown  
  • My sister: *opens a jar of pickles* *starts singing* I've got picklesss, they're multiplyin'
  • My sister: And they taaaaaste so good
  • Me: wut
  • My sister: Kind of spicyyyy, something something
  • Me: oh god
  • My sister: IT'S PICKLEFYING.
  • Me: are you done?
  • My sister: you better be crisp, oo oo oo
  • My sister: cause i need a crunch
  • My sister: and my mouth is set on youuuu
  • Me: please stop
  • My sister: you better shape up oo oo oo
  • Me: I'm liveblogging your pickle song right now.
  • My sister: you better understanddd. to my stomach you must be true
  • Me: why
  • My sister: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I EAT you are the only one OO OO OO PICKLE. THEONETHATIMUNCH somethin about a pickle OO OO OOO
  • My sister: THE ONE I DIGESTTTT, THEN GO LAY DOWN BECAUSE THAT'S A LOT OF PICKLES AND I NEED TO RESTTT
  • Me: I'm not related to you